Monday, January 30, 2006

I Will Survive: Or the Zawahiri Story

So, Zawahiri has produced another videotape proclaiming that he's still alive. He's essentially taunting the US with this latest missive: Nyah Nyah Nyah. You missed me!

Well, he's the one on the run going from cave to cave wondering when his next meal may be his last. He missed being Hellfire chum by declining on a dinner date in Damadola, Pakistan.

His latest video supposedly includes the following:
"Butcher of Washington, you are not only defeated and a liar, but also a failure. You are a curse on your own nation and you have brought and will bring them only catastrophes and tragedies," he said, referring to Bush. "Bush, do you know where I am? I am among the Muslim masses."
When all else fails, repeat the talking points of the minority party in the US? That hasn't worked before, and isn't working now.

The more Zawahiri appears on videos, the more likely he's going to be captured or killed as his lines of communication get cut, tapped, and hacked, although the more he talks, the more he sounds either like Baghdad Bob or the Black Knight/French guard from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

No comments: