Saturday, November 19, 2005

Darth Zarqawi the Barbarian

Darth Abu Musab al-Zarqawi the Barbarian apparently wants to crush his enemies, drive them before him, and hear the lamentations of the women. Oh, and he wants to chop off the head of King Abdullah II of Jordan. Crushing windpipes with a stare and flick of the wrist is optional.

But that's for starters.

What are his terms? Simple. Get out of his way. Stop interacting with the US. Stop doing Western stuff. Turn to the Dark Side. Because we have no idea of the power of the Dark Side. And Darth Sidious needs a new apprentice.

But Zarqawi has an image problem. He keeps saying that he's not targeting Muslims, yet in attack after attack, Muslims not only make up the majority of victims, but they're nearly all of the victims.

He can't solve his dilemna with Jedi mind tricks to convince the Arab Street either because they've seen that he's nothing but a bloodthirsty mass-murdering nihlist who sends his followers to do his bidding. In fact, the Arab Street is about had it with Zarqawi's act.

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