Thursday, July 22, 2010

The Recession Has Hit Darth Vader Hard

Darth Vader has hit on real tough times. With the Empire on its heels, he can't count on Emperor Palpatine for handouts.

He was caught on video robbing a bank in full regalia. He's described as 6'2" and was wearing camouflage pants and brandishing a handgun (which was truly unnecessary given that he could kill with a thought).

I'm just surprised that he didn't just use the Force and demand that the bank teller hand over the cash with a thought or else crush her trachea in a fit of rage.

Darth's just gotten a wee step slow these days.

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