Have We Seen This Before?

We have seen this before, haven't we? Terrorists claim that they've taken US soldiers hostage, and then we get the spotty footage/photos all while they make asinine demands.

Oh, and what do those photos show? That they've captured GI Joe dolls! And the media takes these situations very seriously. They don't even bother reporting that the hostages are dolls until days after bloggers already have this figured out.

So that's the main reason that terrorists hate us. They don't get to play with toys like we do. Maybe we should drop tons of Scarlett, Duke, Snake Eyes and the rest of the GI Joe crew to take care of things.

UPDATE:
Wizbang! noticed. And they want their dolls action figures back.