Nine Alternatives for Sudan's Genocide

9 names the UN would PREFER we give to the "not genocide" in Darfur
"Refugee Bingo"
"The Sudenese government presents, Darfur on Ice!"
"Just a few silly Arab militia men sowing their oats"
"David Blaine’s The Incredible Disappearing Civilians of Displeasing Ethnicity"
"People Pruning"
"Mulching the Desert"
"No Chocolate Wednesdays"
"That little African misunderstanding"
“‘Extreme Makeover’: The Dark Continent edition"*

Hat tip: Instapundit

Here's a few more:

Baz Luhrmann's Dafur's Adaptation of Les Miserables

David Copperfield's Amazing Shrinking Population Trick

The Troubles

'Desperate Dafurians'


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