Friday, July 01, 2011

How Twilight Should Have Ended

Because enough can't be said of how vapid and supremely stupid this teen romance/vampire series is; everything could have been resolved after one teeny weeny change in the first book:

This movie series has been on Showtime pretty much 20x a week and it's impossible to miss one of the broadcast times. The movies are a train wreck of suck. The acting is bad. The story is awful. The movie literally sucks the life out of the Olympic Peninsula where much of the movie takes place; I've actually driven through Forks and those vistas and backdrops are spectacular - yet they've been turned in to drab and featureless.

Oh, and there's more romance between Edward and Jacob than anything shown in the film between Bella and those two.

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