Insane Palestinian Rumor Mongering of the Day

Now, it's female Israeli soldiers peeling off their clothes to entice Palestinian boys to stop their rock throwing and attacks against Israeli forces, only to be killed when the female Israeli soldiers bust out their handguns from their undies.

I kid you not.

The Palestinian Authority newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadida carried a story this week about IDF tactics that surpassed all previous accusations of supposed Israeli deviousness - poisoned candies, hormone-laced gum, poisoned wells, magnetized belts - in its bizarreness.

According to an Al-Hayat Al-Jadida front page report, the IDF has turned to using armed, female strippers in its war on upstanding Palestinian boys. The newspaper reports that when the Arab rock-throwing begins, IDF soldiers run for cover. Then, the story continues, after some time of hiding, an Israeli woman stands up on top of a barricade and begins to perform an alluring strip tease. Innocent Arab teenage boys, distracted from the business of rioting, are enticed to approach, when, according to the newspaper, the woman ? an IDF soldier ? shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.

There is, however, this story, which lends credence to the possibility that Israeli women, particularly Israeli soldiers, have certain charms that even the Israeli military can't completely master.

Woe be to those that stand in the way of the power of Israeli women. You can't stop them; you can only hope to contain them.