Fireworks Guaranteed Or Your PhD Back

Let's see what posting a link to this does. Just a tasty morsel to get you going:

A collective "I told you so" will ripple through the world of Bush-bashers once news of Christopher Lohse's study gets out.

Lohse, a social work master's student at Southern Connecticut State University, says he has proven what many progressives have probably suspected for years: a direct link between mental illness and support for President Bush.

Lohse’s study, backed by SCSU Psychology professor Jaak Rakfeldt and statistician Misty Ginacola, found a correlation between the severity of a person’s psychosis and their preferences for president: The more psychotic the voter, the more likely they were to vote for Bush.

I predict much fireworks.

HT: Anonymous Emailer.

UPDATE:
And I also predict that the student will get an A, will get much coverage on talk shows, and has guaranteed a steady source of income well into the future...