Note to the reader: This is part of my roundup of the Fox show 24. Any attempts at humor are intentional. If you think that this is an Initech website, you're mistaken. Initech does not have a website. Only TPS reporting nodes.
Last night's episode of 24 reveals how CTU handles layoffs and disgruntled employees, not by letting people go on a Friday, as per the Initech human resources manual, but via a noxious and terminal dose of nerve gas.
We wish we had thought of this sooner.
It would have saved our customers many hours of heartbreak and encouraged workers to leave their jobs in a far more orderly and calm manner.
That said, now that CTU has various openings for new employees, we hope that the government considers Initech for personnel decisions. Our employees are highly motivated, require little in the way of additional training, and even have adorable red uniforms.
Some people may denigrate the red uniforms, but this is only because they're envious of the snazzy outfits. Our TPS v. 3.06.6.6 report indicates that the red uniforms encourage personnel to remain at their jobs longer than if they had no uniforms at all.
Also, Initech's review of the personnel status at CTU suggests a need for Crime Scene Cleaners Inc., a subsidiary of Initech. Without getting into details, we're looking for a few good men and women who have strong constitutions and even stronger stomachs to clean up following the 'incident at CTU LA.'
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