Wednesday, August 03, 2005

John Bolton's First Day On The Job

I bet it was nowhere near as fun as that. Kofi didn't come clean after all.

Then again, John may not have been wearing his full Darth Vader (scroll to third cartoon) uniform out of deference to the minions operating the UN kitchen. No need to randomly crush tracheas of the staff just yet. However, utilizing the Jedi mind tricks on the weak minded may not work on UN staffers since they all are goose-stepping mo-rons who would much rather suck up to genocidal dictators than take them out.

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