All Your Blogs Belong To Me

Under the aforementioned link, I hearby will take possession of your blog in the name of economic development. Your previous attempts at blogging have run into what policy planners call blight. We foresee better things from the use of public resources such as the Internet as your blog is replaced by an eBay store, a BestBuy, and a Target. Therefore your blog has been seized.

[slightly modified from my original at the link above] Under the power vested in me by the local municipality*, and in conjunction with the local politicians and real estate developers, I am hereby putting this petition on notice that it will be taken in eminent domain immediately.

This is your only notice. You shall have the following rights enumerated if you wish to challenge:

1)

That is all.

Have a nice day!

*Kelo v. New London