Great...

How am I supposed to get Mrs. Lawhawk to join me on a cruise when stuff like this happens?

I've always wanted to check out a cruise.

Friends who have gone on cruises have loved it, but the Mrs. always seems to find an excuse to not want to go. She wants to find a cruise where she doesn't feel like she'll be on the Titanic, and she fears sea-sickness like the plague [ed: I know there's Dramamine, but Mrs. still thinks she would be laid out by the motion of the ocean].