Gee Frank, That's Gotta Hurt!

Gal Flushed Beau's Genitals

Anchorage (search) police said a woman upset about an impending break-up with her boyfriend cut off the man's penis and flushed it down a toilet.

Utility workers recovered the severed member Sunday morning and surgeons reattached it.

I think Dan Dierdorf said it best oh those many years ago. Ouch!